tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28259829526803769232024-03-13T03:47:57.379-07:00All Mind Control Sex StoriesFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.comBlogger246125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-9634309718589639102010-01-17T11:02:00.000-08:002010-01-17T11:03:17.859-08:00Time To SpareLife is about to become very good indeed I think. Everything has drastically changed in the space of a day, you wouldn't believe what I can do. But, wait, I'm getting ahead of myself here, let myself introduce....uhhh...myself. Sorry, loved that film. I'm Jim. Okay, James Edward Lockhart to be precise, but Jim'll do. Let see... I'm 25, medium build with well toned muscles, about 5' 11" and weigh Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-55663641135900748022009-12-08T08:25:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:26:38.656-08:00Tina the WaitressTina was a cocktease. She was a waitress in one of our local eateries and she dressed like a whore. She was always just on the edge the dress code, but only just. Her skirts were a moderate length, but the slits on both sides cut almost all the way up to her hips. Her blouse was always cut to flatter the proportion of her full breasts and trim waist. The slits were carefully placed, her legs wereFunny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-64816854539038815112009-12-08T08:24:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:25:18.207-08:00Tiny Bubbles page 5"As much as she ever was. I didn't make it all up.""I'm well aware. Then you'd stay with us. Live with us, as the junior wife. Grocery shopping, house-cleaning, taking care of the kids. Stacy wants to have a baby, and I imagine by this time next year that could be very much a reality. Servicing... us, I suppose, should she still want that?"Lilah looked surprised at this, but flushed with some Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-37226140309681820192009-12-08T08:23:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:24:40.419-08:00Tiny Bubbles page 4It wasn't until she dragged him away up to her mouth that he would stop eating her, but when she licked his face and whispered that she liked the taste better somehow when it was on his face, he picked her up, bent her over the arm of the couch, and drove into her from behind with his revived cock, not knowing or caring if she'd recovered enough to want this yet. His need was too great, and her Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-20354075999824185222009-12-08T08:22:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:23:54.047-08:00Tiny Bubbles page 3Stacy nodded. "Yes. Rewarding.""The breeze feels relaxing. Have you ever loved like that?""No. I've always been a little scared to."Adam's eyebrows came together and he almost said, "Thanks a lot!" but he wanted to see where this bizarre thread of conversation was going and hesitated to break the mood."That's sad. I can see why you might feel that way. I once loved someone that much, but he was Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-24592577998334777912009-12-08T08:21:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:22:28.725-08:00Tiny Bubbles page 1Lilah was the last person Adam expected to see on a Waikiki beach and wrapped in a sarong.When last he'd seen her she was in office casual and joking that it would probably look suspicious that they both had the same vacation time."Oh, Lovah," she'd whispered, "it would be fun to really give them something to talk about. Still, you'd better take lots of pictures with SSS to prove it wasn't a Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-33318712457487763072009-12-08T08:20:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:23:11.413-08:00Tiny Bubbles page 2"They're not errands. I am doing her a favor.""You don't even want to be here, you said it yourself.""I... this isn't about that.""We've had this conversation before, though, although then it was her kitchen tile instead of your swimming pool. And her grand piano instead of your home theater. And she doesn't..." She stepped forward into his personal space, her breath rustling his hair. "...even..Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-30058639650891548342009-12-08T08:19:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:21:17.455-08:00To Get a ManMartha shivered with excitement... pushing her glasses up onto her nose she walked quickly towards the dorm where she was going to meet Jared for their study date. Not that it was really a date, she just liked to think of it that way; really she knew that he just used her to help him with his classwork. If he hadn't needed a passing grade so badly in order to become a junior then he probably Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-50737728999452161022009-12-08T08:18:00.001-08:002009-12-08T08:20:04.025-08:00Too Good to be True Ch. 09"Oh god Greta I love you more every day!" Phil screams as Greta's warm mouth wraps around his cock, she looks up at him as she sucks him barely fitting under the desk. He reaches down and unbuttons her blouse exposing your beautiful breasts. Then a beeping is heard as his phone starts to ring. "Hun you have to stop now, I have a call.""But I haven't seen you in months." She pouts as he picks up Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-82411546955400476672009-12-08T08:18:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:19:06.111-08:00Too Good to be True Ch. 08"Greta you can stop now." Eric grunts as he takes the final turn into the driveway. Her head pops up with a bright smile. He stops the car and presses the automatic clicker; the garage door starts to slowly rise. Looking over at her face, he reaches over and pets the side hairs of her face. "I hope you had a wonderful anniversary.""Yes I did master, I can't believe I have only known you for a Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-25190260857580040622009-12-08T08:17:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:18:16.877-08:00Too Good to be True Ch. 07"Go catch Boomerang" Phil screamed while his ancient college hoody was barely keeping him warm on one of those perfect early spring days. The kind of April day in which it looked a lot nicer outside then it really was. But you're still able to convince your self it is a lot warmer. The Border collie runs out after the Frisbee catching it mid air. The dog proudly strutts back to him dropping the Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-42429810524212397972009-12-08T08:16:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:17:37.207-08:00Too Good to be True Ch. 06 page 2Right before Greta pulls the trigger she hears from Julia "rub her clit as you do it."Greta reaches down and slowly rubs her very moist pussy. She starts to stimulate the clitoris very slowly then presses down on it. Kim starts to moan loudly then BANG!She screams again but not as bad as before. Greta walks over to Julia handing her the piercing gun. Julia reattaches it to her belt and spreads Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-12789498105842303642009-12-08T08:14:00.002-08:002009-12-08T08:15:55.773-08:00Too Good to be True Ch. 05"Thank you master," Kim leans over and kisses Phil lightly on the lips. She steps out of the door into the autumn air in her skin tight jeans, boots and a light jacket. Eric closes the door, ties up his terry cloth robe and walks upstairs into his office. He sees the new high powered digital camera plugged into his new desk top computer uploading photos, the menu on the screen says it will be Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-68812487152738311512009-12-08T08:14:00.001-08:002009-12-08T08:14:52.909-08:00Too Good to be True Ch. 04"Stupid bitch is going to pay for not answering her phone." Kim huffed as she continued down the street. The bus had stopped running and it was long walk home. Her feet were starting to turn red from the straps on her sandals and heat was starting to make her sweat. "If I had worn those Capri's I would have looked like I pissed my pants."Kim adjusted her tube top as she walked threw the historic Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-17460775861658736952009-12-08T08:13:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:17:10.183-08:00Too Good to be True Ch. 06 page 1Julia looks down at the slip of paper in her hand that she had quickly written an address on. Double checking the numbers on the door, she rings the doorbell. A man answer in khakis and a green collar shirt, he looks at her and smiles. He holds out his hand."Hello, I am Eric, may I take your bag real quick. You must be Julia; your online picture does not do you justice!" She smiles and shakes it Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-20008063764216938492009-12-08T08:12:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:14:03.057-08:00Too Good to be True Ch. 03"Yes Ma'am." Greta chirps as she comes into the living room of the small apartment heels clicking on the floor. Kim looks over and smiles pointing to her nice shaven cunt, "I am glad I have made you happy Ma'am."Kim smiles, runs over and kisses Greta lightly on the lips. Greta feels shivers run up and down her spine. "I can't believe we just started playing together, we should have been doing it Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-10625646349932510462009-12-08T08:11:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:12:16.010-08:00Too Good to be True Ch. 01It was one of those hot mid May days. The kind of day that eggs could be broiled in the humidity, her t-shirt and jeans outfit showed that heat. Sweat pouring under her arms and forehead. The strap around her side bag soaked to the bone. Her brown hair curling from amount of sweat building up in its locks that it was starting to drip over her glasses.The response from the doorbell ring takes a Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-36205843500184745752009-12-08T08:10:00.001-08:002009-12-08T08:13:13.271-08:00Too Good to be True Ch. 02"Ding Dong, BANG BANG.""What the fuck is that," Eric mumbled as he rolled out of bed. The sound was coming from the front door. It sounded as if the police were trying to get in. Eric stepped out of his bed and fell forward over a half unpacked box. "Shit!"He hadn't unpacked nearly as much as planned as he rummaged threw stuff just to find a robe and a pair of boxer. He finally stepped into the Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-2260784007822640192009-12-08T08:10:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:11:23.587-08:00Torturous TeasingIan stepped out of the shower, his body clean but his mind as dirty as ever."Miss me?" he asked Andrea, walking back to the bedroom - a rhetorical question it seemed as slinking along the bed, she knelt on all fours, her tongue circling her full lips. She eyed his glistening thighs but was more interested in what lay between his toned upper legs."Come over here and let me show you," she replied, Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-39092952196406006402009-12-08T08:08:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:09:39.305-08:00Total Control 1She looked up at him and saw the lust for power in his eyes, and she knew that what she had just said was true. She would do anything he wanted, if it got her even just one kiss. All he had to do was ask.His eyes glinted, "Anything?" She nodded, and he smiled. "Then get down on your knees, bitch." She knelt in front of him. "Good. And stay there."He walked over to the door and locked it, then Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-29702643662458974342009-12-08T08:07:00.001-08:002009-12-08T08:10:23.922-08:00Total Control 2I met Paulette on the Net. I have dated her five times; my friends, William, Tony, and I are making a new drug. This drug controls women. It will take their will away and make them wish to serve. The other drug is like what you call Spanish fly only stronger. We plan to try both drugs on Paulette tonight. William like asses; Tony like bondage. I like a good blowjob. We do not know how the drugs Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-9101687589323980792009-12-08T08:07:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:08:24.070-08:00Total Domination Ch. 02 page 2She got off the couch and with a swift action, her t-shirt was on the coffee table and her Bermudas were dropped to the floor. The plump woman stood before me in a pink lacey brassiere and a matching pink girdle with a huge heart around the crotch area. The girdle seemed to be doing a good job of holding in her bulging tummy. "Help me unclip my bra, Eddie?" she asked coyly. I walked behind her Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-88411611536351739142009-12-08T08:05:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:07:23.593-08:00Total Domination Ch. 02 page 1I woke up bright and early the next morning, feeling totally satisfied. I had finally fucked Melissa, the fantasy object for me for so long. The thing was, with my new power, I could have any woman I wanted. The attraction for Mel dropped a notch since there were now so many better choices out there. I washed up and packed my bag for school. After all, I still had to attend my lectures.I went Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-50686857344173743342009-12-08T07:45:00.001-08:002009-12-08T08:05:35.270-08:00Total Domination Ch. 01 page 2"Could you come over now? I want to see you," I tried my luck. "Of course I can. I'll drive over right away," she replied cheerfully. With that she put down the phone, and I lay on my bed in anticipation wondering if I could finally get a piece of that fine ass. Within fifteen minutes, my hand phone rang. "I'm outside the house now. I don't want to wake your family up so I didn't ring the Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2825982952680376923.post-46192812930527177372009-12-08T07:45:00.000-08:002009-12-08T08:04:56.572-08:00Total Domination Ch. 01 page 1"Morning mom," I greeted my mother cheerfully as I ran down the stairs. "Good morning, son," my mom, Melinda replied. "Going out with Alicia so early?""Oh yeah, it's Sunday and we're going to the beach today. There's a great sun and she wants to work on her tan. I'll see you guys later tonight for dinner, ok?""Sure thing, be back by six. Your Grandma Agatha will be coming over for dinner as well.Funny Jokes Directoryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08155246818024180783noreply@blogger.com0